MELT DOWN!!!!! WITH MOOMNAHTON!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH too much PEE WEE and not enough attention to my bitternet love aka me blog!!! Its honestly toooooo toooo toooooooo nice out to be sitting at a computer being a fucking pale kid. NO OFFENSE some of my fav peeps (not goofs LOLOLOL) are harsh pale kids. and i love them for it but not this ginger!!! i need to be outside ridding around on my geezer bike and getting some sun. i think this is the first year I've actually taken time to work on my tan. You know pool hopping, snorelaxing under shady trees in the park, going pruning with the Ballet Bandit, and really just being a total sun bum. BUT there has been some pretty sick PARTIES! always...
Canada Day on roof tops hard rinsin with one of my long time friends Capital J and we can not forget Mr. Aquaviva. Jay just flew in that morning from LA hitting home (London ON) for one of his world tour dates. I always love seeing that sly d&b DJ especially when he comes home to jam. He even through my fav Clockwork song in his set "Bang Your Head." I went wild on the dance floor, cut a mean rug u could say. After we chatted over brews about the newest genera to hit the clued in people, MOOMBAHTON.
I don't know if I'm completely sold on the sound yet. I love how you can wined and grind to the relaxed bass beat, mixed in with slow on the roll bass drops and longer hip swaying dance breaks. BUT some of the tracks I have had the extreme pleasure of listening to are somewhat off beat sounding and allover the place. Also there are some remixes moombahton style that butcher the genera.
 As any new style of music it will take time for the masters to mold it, shape it, and play it live to really see where it fits into a club atmosphere, as well as progressing and developing the sounds thus curving its way into being a staple in the new and forever changing electro sounds.

I'm posting my fave Moombahton set and of course its by the man i would suck dick under the DJ booth for DIP(me)LO. Please listen and enjoy something that is relativity new to those who are slow on the roll. LOL CLUE IN!
 

2 Guns Son!!

Drop ins by Danny 2 Guns and then were off to Zone!!!!!! First time back in for fucking ever! Its gonna be epic!!!! Last time I was there it was Halloween me birthday and i met Maria Consuela Lopez the Griffins house cleaner!!! It was one of my finer moments!!! I cant wait to dance my face and feet off!!! And shoot off my trigger fingers in the sketch of all sketch...... under the red lights........

WOW

I'm always getting stuck in the strap cave! I was just making art and getting my shit back together after Bobby "left"  he was probably sitting @ Hwat Twats with cut off jean shorts, cross legged, drinking butterscotch ripple schnapps AND smoking a Benson&Hedges Menthol 100. Well Hwat Twats in the fun housed bathroom back combing his bush! hahahahahaha u know not being homo?!?! Well thats what you get for wearing polka dots right??? RIGHT ARM!!!! BUT I digress, I've been stuck on this one set by Lazy Aunts that I snagged like 2 weeks ago of IHEARTCOMIXS love that shit. Check it out in my Beats That Blow Brain Waves section of this "blog" that I have lol. 

McBing's Bang Banging At Fast Burgers With A Side Order Of Fat CRispy Bangs

 I'm barfing all over it! Stealing WI-FI from the local greasy burger butt slapp! And hell no I don't want fries with that! Playing on the flat screens are tennis tight buns bashing tennis balls well most of gods waiting room keep tottering in. When I came up with the cutest rhyme about a little pal of mine

Thrift Store Bed Pans!! Only 6 bucks!! WHAT A FUCKING DEAL!

2 move Mcgee down @ CZ. Shuffle foot, pop that ass you dont care bar star, the hole things a blast! But it's going down hill all to fats. 1 cap, 2 cap, 3 cap, OOOooO lets just party!!!and do one more!! 4and 2 Moves hits the floor. Even the hardest can't handle it gracefully. Cuz when your spreading Grandma G's home made jam, the end result isn't always done tastefully!

Google Me Betch

IM ON THE BITTERNET!!!!!! This just in! I was cruising my SoundCloud, u know downloading, seeing whats making the kids flip wigs and cut rugs these days AND i noticed for the 1st time that I actually had followers. I didn't think that anyone who is deadly enough on the decks that they have made a world wide name for them selves would take notice of me. ME! The dirty bird who thinks "Date Rape" is an acceptable thing to create an alias out of.  Any hoes out of the 2 peeps who took notice, breaks legend PLUMP DJS were one of them. I was a cunt hair away from busting out my Swears and fuzzy rainbow leg warmers (I swear I haven't wore them since I saw them at a Goodfella's party) and bust breaks ALL DAY BRA!!!! WOW this just goes to show me the power of the word wide web!!! SO now when the bois are all over me at the club like misquotes and ask "OOOooo Red where can I Find your hot asss?" I can officially say The Internet. Cuz if the pleasantly Plump"s of breaks can find me, the la randos buying me drinks can to :0 ;)

CAN IT BOBBY B TUNA!!!!

I finally came out from the strap cave!! NANANANA STRAP CAVE... STRAP CAVE!!! it was how you say larfs and sex with a side order of crispy bangs and a pinch of power suits with Annie Lennics shoulder pads!!! The one and only Bobby B Tuna has been visiting me from the big city and boi I can honestly say I went down 3 fucking belt sizes just you know risin and rollin and basically workin it out!
DJ Godfather's new Ghetto Tech set fresh off the decks from DEMF was blastin! The NEW yes NEW Diplo (ooOOOOoo and by the by I would absolutely love if he would Dip me real Low hehehe) and Douster track ON! was our fave new track. All I have to say is that I love that Dip's gone back to his roots and kicked the WAMP WAMP WAMP to the curb for now to lay down a simply scrumptious though back to his original sound!! Lovin it!!! Kastle's Essential mix's was ear candy as well and really show cased B Riches side project as a force to be reckoned with!!! AND last but not least Brenmar's Gold Brick's Fader Mix. Cuz for some reason we just couldn't and still can't get enough of him!!!

SOOOOO check this shit!! Express Posted here so ya'll can dust it off and jerk it work it BUT please don't pull to hard you might hurt it!

Right Arm BRENMAR!!!!!!!

New single from the one they coined BRenMAr. I've been rinsin his remixes and tracks on da platter and he is one that should be noted and dose matter. His new EP that will be dropping on June 20th from Sinden's flagship label Grizzly. "Let Me Know (TASTING)........"  has major potential to crack Mr. Mar wide open and thrust him out of obscurity. With Double Dutch remixing the tittle track "So High" seems to put the icing on the record cake. Making Brenmar a name to creep real for future dub plates to add to the old record crate. Get your beat fix with his new track, and let Bren's beats blow your brain waves!! POsted here!!