ON The Roll... In the hood On The Street! PON DA ROLL

yep i pretty much work all the time. like really ALL THE TIME. and i just got rid or rather poo fed into thin air some of the worst baggage a girl can have. it was so heavy it was like a body bag filled with what was possibly going to be the body of a male about the age of 26, with blond hair, white skin, BUT was a nigger in every other way. sorry if that's rude to wright but cerial a straight nigger. its sad when a person has to compromise everything for something they want deeply, but just forced it because of pead sake and just wanted to see if maybe one time it panned out. I'm sure as glad it didn't!!!! fuck I'd be bald and getting herpes by next week. FACK never again will i be bullied into love.
But yeah done son.

Work i think is going well but who knows. I probably am going to get canned even thou i really like this kitchen and the peeps. i just got to keep hard at it and not get cold feet. Keep on cooking on! because of this work thing that consumes my life and the fact that i fucked up my 3 pointed Dell heheheh i have not been able to keep up appearances on the bitternet. I KNOW ITS A FUCKING SAD DAY...........................................................SAD DAY! so i feel lost with no new tracks or anything. whats wrong with me i let dick take up my music time WTF WTF WTF i didn't know what was what! no more. so i must hit the hood and the streets and get...... pon da roll. major Lazar styles!

A Bum's Pocket No More!!!

Living off  the Doll is not what its cracked up to be. I FUCKING HATE IT. This betch is used to being BALLIN and I mean round and bouncy. Soooooo I pounded the pavement and faced that fat facts and went job hunting. Fingers crossed I hope all my traipsing around down town was not in vain. When I'm not on the blog and I'm not being my bad Red self I work as a cook. 6 years and counting. I'm thinking of going ahead and doing my apprenticeship. Getting my damn Red(hehe)Seal so I have that in my back pocket so I can make legit sckrilla and not be and aggressive pan-handler the rest of my life living off the kindness of other peoples dirty money.  Giving myself a pat on the thin back for actually taking the reality of life's harsh slap and accepting the fact that I have to grow up......... well you know front to "normal" society that I have. OOOoooOOO but back at the strap cave MUHAHAHA.

SOOOO this is for one of my all time favorite people in the hole world, who showed me this track because she knows I absolutely love electro music and I love to cook. Jordie Jade you put the horror in my Miami <3 <3 <3 and Betch you KNOW I'd cook for you any day ;). SO check Beats Blowing Brain Waves for Miami Horrors "I Can Cook"  cuz that's what I'm gonna be doing sweating it out no longer at the back of the food stamp line.

Life After Sand Lot... The Story Of "Ham"

PATRICK RENNA???????? Do you remember the fat, chub-bed out cheeks, freckles, and yes red hair. He was the quintessential ginger kid of the early 90s. He pretty much was in the lime light as a child actor. I was re visiting my 90s movie collection the other night and busted out my Polly Shore VHS box set. Well I chuckled at the inbred humor and bad 90s fashion, I noticed the fat ginger kid with a creepy interest in his sister. That's when it hit me.... Who the fuck is that kid??? I looked thought the movies of my childhood and he popped up in more then one.
The first is probably one of my favorite movies of my childhood. THE SAND LOT. He plays Hamilton "Ham" Porter, the little shit that acts like hes the Great Bam Beano himself. Who can for get that cult classic. Denis Leary AND James Earl Jones star in it and if that's not enough Squints fakes sudden death just to feel up the hottest prepubescence 1960's lifeguard ever and in the end grows up to marry her (there's hope for all free ballers out there, hot young women sometimes get wet for geeks....... sometimes).
 The next big hit for this young ball dropper was THE BIG GREEN. If you watched the Family channel (or were forced to) as a kid you will probably remember him as the snarkie goalie on the worst hick soccer team, that dealt with self-esteem, making friends and family drama. WOW a major box office hit with church groups.
Then yes SON IN LAW.  Everything else he's done has not achieved the same success as these 3 major career  films.
Sadly he was subjected to a life of Scientology. Attending  Delphi Academy and using it as a way to steer clear of the udder belly of fame. "I am taking courses at Celebrity Center International (a Church of Scientology in Hollywood). I encourage everyone to come and check out Celebrity Center International for yourself, because for me -- it's changed my life."Church of Scientology Home Page for Patrick Renna 


Good to see that Pauly Shore had no effect on this kid....

MELT DOWN!!!!! WITH MOOMNAHTON!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH too much PEE WEE and not enough attention to my bitternet love aka me blog!!! Its honestly toooooo toooo toooooooo nice out to be sitting at a computer being a fucking pale kid. NO OFFENSE some of my fav peeps (not goofs LOLOLOL) are harsh pale kids. and i love them for it but not this ginger!!! i need to be outside ridding around on my geezer bike and getting some sun. i think this is the first year I've actually taken time to work on my tan. You know pool hopping, snorelaxing under shady trees in the park, going pruning with the Ballet Bandit, and really just being a total sun bum. BUT there has been some pretty sick PARTIES! always...
Canada Day on roof tops hard rinsin with one of my long time friends Capital J and we can not forget Mr. Aquaviva. Jay just flew in that morning from LA hitting home (London ON) for one of his world tour dates. I always love seeing that sly d&b DJ especially when he comes home to jam. He even through my fav Clockwork song in his set "Bang Your Head." I went wild on the dance floor, cut a mean rug u could say. After we chatted over brews about the newest genera to hit the clued in people, MOOMBAHTON.
I don't know if I'm completely sold on the sound yet. I love how you can wined and grind to the relaxed bass beat, mixed in with slow on the roll bass drops and longer hip swaying dance breaks. BUT some of the tracks I have had the extreme pleasure of listening to are somewhat off beat sounding and allover the place. Also there are some remixes moombahton style that butcher the genera.
 As any new style of music it will take time for the masters to mold it, shape it, and play it live to really see where it fits into a club atmosphere, as well as progressing and developing the sounds thus curving its way into being a staple in the new and forever changing electro sounds.

I'm posting my fave Moombahton set and of course its by the man i would suck dick under the DJ booth for DIP(me)LO. Please listen and enjoy something that is relativity new to those who are slow on the roll. LOL CLUE IN!
 

2 Guns Son!!

Drop ins by Danny 2 Guns and then were off to Zone!!!!!! First time back in for fucking ever! Its gonna be epic!!!! Last time I was there it was Halloween me birthday and i met Maria Consuela Lopez the Griffins house cleaner!!! It was one of my finer moments!!! I cant wait to dance my face and feet off!!! And shoot off my trigger fingers in the sketch of all sketch...... under the red lights........

WOW

I'm always getting stuck in the strap cave! I was just making art and getting my shit back together after Bobby "left"  he was probably sitting @ Hwat Twats with cut off jean shorts, cross legged, drinking butterscotch ripple schnapps AND smoking a Benson&Hedges Menthol 100. Well Hwat Twats in the fun housed bathroom back combing his bush! hahahahahaha u know not being homo?!?! Well thats what you get for wearing polka dots right??? RIGHT ARM!!!! BUT I digress, I've been stuck on this one set by Lazy Aunts that I snagged like 2 weeks ago of IHEARTCOMIXS love that shit. Check it out in my Beats That Blow Brain Waves section of this "blog" that I have lol. 

McBing's Bang Banging At Fast Burgers With A Side Order Of Fat CRispy Bangs

 I'm barfing all over it! Stealing WI-FI from the local greasy burger butt slapp! And hell no I don't want fries with that! Playing on the flat screens are tennis tight buns bashing tennis balls well most of gods waiting room keep tottering in. When I came up with the cutest rhyme about a little pal of mine

Thrift Store Bed Pans!! Only 6 bucks!! WHAT A FUCKING DEAL!

2 move Mcgee down @ CZ. Shuffle foot, pop that ass you dont care bar star, the hole things a blast! But it's going down hill all to fats. 1 cap, 2 cap, 3 cap, OOOooO lets just party!!!and do one more!! 4and 2 Moves hits the floor. Even the hardest can't handle it gracefully. Cuz when your spreading Grandma G's home made jam, the end result isn't always done tastefully!