ON The Roll... In the hood On The Street! PON DA ROLL

yep i pretty much work all the time. like really ALL THE TIME. and i just got rid or rather poo fed into thin air some of the worst baggage a girl can have. it was so heavy it was like a body bag filled with what was possibly going to be the body of a male about the age of 26, with blond hair, white skin, BUT was a nigger in every other way. sorry if that's rude to wright but cerial a straight nigger. its sad when a person has to compromise everything for something they want deeply, but just forced it because of pead sake and just wanted to see if maybe one time it panned out. I'm sure as glad it didn't!!!! fuck I'd be bald and getting herpes by next week. FACK never again will i be bullied into love.
But yeah done son.

Work i think is going well but who knows. I probably am going to get canned even thou i really like this kitchen and the peeps. i just got to keep hard at it and not get cold feet. Keep on cooking on! because of this work thing that consumes my life and the fact that i fucked up my 3 pointed Dell heheheh i have not been able to keep up appearances on the bitternet. I KNOW ITS A FUCKING SAD DAY...........................................................SAD DAY! so i feel lost with no new tracks or anything. whats wrong with me i let dick take up my music time WTF WTF WTF i didn't know what was what! no more. so i must hit the hood and the streets and get...... pon da roll. major Lazar styles!

A Bum's Pocket No More!!!

Living off  the Doll is not what its cracked up to be. I FUCKING HATE IT. This betch is used to being BALLIN and I mean round and bouncy. Soooooo I pounded the pavement and faced that fat facts and went job hunting. Fingers crossed I hope all my traipsing around down town was not in vain. When I'm not on the blog and I'm not being my bad Red self I work as a cook. 6 years and counting. I'm thinking of going ahead and doing my apprenticeship. Getting my damn Red(hehe)Seal so I have that in my back pocket so I can make legit sckrilla and not be and aggressive pan-handler the rest of my life living off the kindness of other peoples dirty money.  Giving myself a pat on the thin back for actually taking the reality of life's harsh slap and accepting the fact that I have to grow up......... well you know front to "normal" society that I have. OOOoooOOO but back at the strap cave MUHAHAHA.

SOOOO this is for one of my all time favorite people in the hole world, who showed me this track because she knows I absolutely love electro music and I love to cook. Jordie Jade you put the horror in my Miami <3 <3 <3 and Betch you KNOW I'd cook for you any day ;). SO check Beats Blowing Brain Waves for Miami Horrors "I Can Cook"  cuz that's what I'm gonna be doing sweating it out no longer at the back of the food stamp line.

Life After Sand Lot... The Story Of "Ham"

PATRICK RENNA???????? Do you remember the fat, chub-bed out cheeks, freckles, and yes red hair. He was the quintessential ginger kid of the early 90s. He pretty much was in the lime light as a child actor. I was re visiting my 90s movie collection the other night and busted out my Polly Shore VHS box set. Well I chuckled at the inbred humor and bad 90s fashion, I noticed the fat ginger kid with a creepy interest in his sister. That's when it hit me.... Who the fuck is that kid??? I looked thought the movies of my childhood and he popped up in more then one.
The first is probably one of my favorite movies of my childhood. THE SAND LOT. He plays Hamilton "Ham" Porter, the little shit that acts like hes the Great Bam Beano himself. Who can for get that cult classic. Denis Leary AND James Earl Jones star in it and if that's not enough Squints fakes sudden death just to feel up the hottest prepubescence 1960's lifeguard ever and in the end grows up to marry her (there's hope for all free ballers out there, hot young women sometimes get wet for geeks....... sometimes).
 The next big hit for this young ball dropper was THE BIG GREEN. If you watched the Family channel (or were forced to) as a kid you will probably remember him as the snarkie goalie on the worst hick soccer team, that dealt with self-esteem, making friends and family drama. WOW a major box office hit with church groups.
Then yes SON IN LAW.  Everything else he's done has not achieved the same success as these 3 major career  films.
Sadly he was subjected to a life of Scientology. Attending  Delphi Academy and using it as a way to steer clear of the udder belly of fame. "I am taking courses at Celebrity Center International (a Church of Scientology in Hollywood). I encourage everyone to come and check out Celebrity Center International for yourself, because for me -- it's changed my life."Church of Scientology Home Page for Patrick Renna 


Good to see that Pauly Shore had no effect on this kid....

MELT DOWN!!!!! WITH MOOMNAHTON!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH too much PEE WEE and not enough attention to my bitternet love aka me blog!!! Its honestly toooooo toooo toooooooo nice out to be sitting at a computer being a fucking pale kid. NO OFFENSE some of my fav peeps (not goofs LOLOLOL) are harsh pale kids. and i love them for it but not this ginger!!! i need to be outside ridding around on my geezer bike and getting some sun. i think this is the first year I've actually taken time to work on my tan. You know pool hopping, snorelaxing under shady trees in the park, going pruning with the Ballet Bandit, and really just being a total sun bum. BUT there has been some pretty sick PARTIES! always...
Canada Day on roof tops hard rinsin with one of my long time friends Capital J and we can not forget Mr. Aquaviva. Jay just flew in that morning from LA hitting home (London ON) for one of his world tour dates. I always love seeing that sly d&b DJ especially when he comes home to jam. He even through my fav Clockwork song in his set "Bang Your Head." I went wild on the dance floor, cut a mean rug u could say. After we chatted over brews about the newest genera to hit the clued in people, MOOMBAHTON.
I don't know if I'm completely sold on the sound yet. I love how you can wined and grind to the relaxed bass beat, mixed in with slow on the roll bass drops and longer hip swaying dance breaks. BUT some of the tracks I have had the extreme pleasure of listening to are somewhat off beat sounding and allover the place. Also there are some remixes moombahton style that butcher the genera.
 As any new style of music it will take time for the masters to mold it, shape it, and play it live to really see where it fits into a club atmosphere, as well as progressing and developing the sounds thus curving its way into being a staple in the new and forever changing electro sounds.

I'm posting my fave Moombahton set and of course its by the man i would suck dick under the DJ booth for DIP(me)LO. Please listen and enjoy something that is relativity new to those who are slow on the roll. LOL CLUE IN!
 

2 Guns Son!!

Drop ins by Danny 2 Guns and then were off to Zone!!!!!! First time back in for fucking ever! Its gonna be epic!!!! Last time I was there it was Halloween me birthday and i met Maria Consuela Lopez the Griffins house cleaner!!! It was one of my finer moments!!! I cant wait to dance my face and feet off!!! And shoot off my trigger fingers in the sketch of all sketch...... under the red lights........

WOW

I'm always getting stuck in the strap cave! I was just making art and getting my shit back together after Bobby "left"  he was probably sitting @ Hwat Twats with cut off jean shorts, cross legged, drinking butterscotch ripple schnapps AND smoking a Benson&Hedges Menthol 100. Well Hwat Twats in the fun housed bathroom back combing his bush! hahahahahaha u know not being homo?!?! Well thats what you get for wearing polka dots right??? RIGHT ARM!!!! BUT I digress, I've been stuck on this one set by Lazy Aunts that I snagged like 2 weeks ago of IHEARTCOMIXS love that shit. Check it out in my Beats That Blow Brain Waves section of this "blog" that I have lol. 

McBing's Bang Banging At Fast Burgers With A Side Order Of Fat CRispy Bangs

 I'm barfing all over it! Stealing WI-FI from the local greasy burger butt slapp! And hell no I don't want fries with that! Playing on the flat screens are tennis tight buns bashing tennis balls well most of gods waiting room keep tottering in. When I came up with the cutest rhyme about a little pal of mine

Thrift Store Bed Pans!! Only 6 bucks!! WHAT A FUCKING DEAL!

2 move Mcgee down @ CZ. Shuffle foot, pop that ass you dont care bar star, the hole things a blast! But it's going down hill all to fats. 1 cap, 2 cap, 3 cap, OOOooO lets just party!!!and do one more!! 4and 2 Moves hits the floor. Even the hardest can't handle it gracefully. Cuz when your spreading Grandma G's home made jam, the end result isn't always done tastefully!

Google Me Betch

IM ON THE BITTERNET!!!!!! This just in! I was cruising my SoundCloud, u know downloading, seeing whats making the kids flip wigs and cut rugs these days AND i noticed for the 1st time that I actually had followers. I didn't think that anyone who is deadly enough on the decks that they have made a world wide name for them selves would take notice of me. ME! The dirty bird who thinks "Date Rape" is an acceptable thing to create an alias out of.  Any hoes out of the 2 peeps who took notice, breaks legend PLUMP DJS were one of them. I was a cunt hair away from busting out my Swears and fuzzy rainbow leg warmers (I swear I haven't wore them since I saw them at a Goodfella's party) and bust breaks ALL DAY BRA!!!! WOW this just goes to show me the power of the word wide web!!! SO now when the bois are all over me at the club like misquotes and ask "OOOooo Red where can I Find your hot asss?" I can officially say The Internet. Cuz if the pleasantly Plump"s of breaks can find me, the la randos buying me drinks can to :0 ;)

CAN IT BOBBY B TUNA!!!!

I finally came out from the strap cave!! NANANANA STRAP CAVE... STRAP CAVE!!! it was how you say larfs and sex with a side order of crispy bangs and a pinch of power suits with Annie Lennics shoulder pads!!! The one and only Bobby B Tuna has been visiting me from the big city and boi I can honestly say I went down 3 fucking belt sizes just you know risin and rollin and basically workin it out!
DJ Godfather's new Ghetto Tech set fresh off the decks from DEMF was blastin! The NEW yes NEW Diplo (ooOOOOoo and by the by I would absolutely love if he would Dip me real Low hehehe) and Douster track ON! was our fave new track. All I have to say is that I love that Dip's gone back to his roots and kicked the WAMP WAMP WAMP to the curb for now to lay down a simply scrumptious though back to his original sound!! Lovin it!!! Kastle's Essential mix's was ear candy as well and really show cased B Riches side project as a force to be reckoned with!!! AND last but not least Brenmar's Gold Brick's Fader Mix. Cuz for some reason we just couldn't and still can't get enough of him!!!

SOOOOO check this shit!! Express Posted here so ya'll can dust it off and jerk it work it BUT please don't pull to hard you might hurt it!

Right Arm BRENMAR!!!!!!!

New single from the one they coined BRenMAr. I've been rinsin his remixes and tracks on da platter and he is one that should be noted and dose matter. His new EP that will be dropping on June 20th from Sinden's flagship label Grizzly. "Let Me Know (TASTING)........"  has major potential to crack Mr. Mar wide open and thrust him out of obscurity. With Double Dutch remixing the tittle track "So High" seems to put the icing on the record cake. Making Brenmar a name to creep real for future dub plates to add to the old record crate. Get your beat fix with his new track, and let Bren's beats blow your brain waves!! POsted here!!

He Never REALLY Liked My Scones

I just can"t stand it when you don't like my scones. Feeling hurt, yet I still roll over and throw on a dome. Even thou you spit bad taste, your nakedness emits moans, groans and sometimes rabid like sex foam. From the abyss like place that hones my animal instinct sex pheromones. Now locked into the raw, rough and rugged zone. The flash in your eyes sets the tone. This is more complex then an afternoon booty bone. I'll still be ranting and raving about over tea with my gaggle of crones. I bet they like my scones!!! BUT back to our sex, that's more then just a burrito with added Tex's-Mex. The sensation is cast and conjured like a irreversible hex. But I digress, cuz what spell bound temptress could resist someone equally complex, with the right amount of hot mess. And a pinch of well endowdness, I nick-named Hot Rod I must confess. I thought our intense fiery feeling, once healing, started cuz of dealing, after it hit we both stopped stuck reeling. Would never be replaced. I remember that thought well you undressed and unlaced, as I let you into my privet place. Now I know my feeling and emotional time was just a waste. The mark I thought that was imprinted, scaring intermittent with indelible disgrace. Stained cheeks from tear streams upon my face. Smashed by the pin prick of your rejection. You seemed not to notice or mention. The abrupt halt of you pending affection. The last time i looked in to your gaze, I still saw it in your eyes refection. But that could of just been the constant altered state, that always seems to perpetuate..... That makes me stop and reevaluate that maybe it  had nothing to do with earth moving feelings of fate. That it was just a couple of hot hot hotel dates..... With room service crapes.

Cobra Krames Your This Hardcore!

Lobster Booty

SO yeah heres some other shit ima posting cuz i think y'all out there in bitternet land need to really rethink your music choices. There all sets that i get get get down to on a regular basis. I'm posting sets because they have a wide range of tracks that u peeps might recognize and some u wont. BUT if you like dem sets you can creep in real on your internet on your own time, find the track listing and get them single downloaded to your music library. SO BETCHS heres the mixes I'm posting for your straight shooting, stone rolling kinda people:


Cobra Krames & Dirtyfingers-  ZERO2 MIX TAPE
Franki Chan - Summer Nights Mix Tape
Depressed Buttons - MEATMIX_IT 
Hot Tub Vs. Jaysonik Mix-tape Vol. One
Physical Therapy- Therapy Sessions Vol. 1

SO motherfuckers get cracking! Weed whacking! And straight up meatpacking!!    

Cunt Punts!!!

WOMDOOS BRA WOMDOOS!! I hit the dance floor hard this weekend, and you know as always left the club in the back of a Benz! Hoots and hollers! Rollin in the mad dollars, let them preppy's pop there collars! Cuz daddy's the one who doles out the cash that makes them front like ballers! So lets get back to basics, and really lets face it get out heads out of the matrix's. This be the beat that had me going, and i hope u all like it so lets get those high hats rollin! OMG ITS THE MIX will have u rubbing, licking and straight up cunt punting. so get the sweaty wet and dirty damp and strut your stuff to this like a lady or trap. Check the link to listen down the page to get your beat fix rigged smashed and the grip you have on reality fade.

Getting Lucky On The First Date ~ New original track from Lucky Date

Fresh from the the dancing Robot's hot hot heels is a completely new  track thats possibly gonna get u banging booty on you first date!  So pump this possible 3rd base charm with its sleek cool, smooth sweet base lines. Seductive synth that meld with just the right moments for the base to melt into the perfect track that you'll be more then dancing to. Lady luck's roll of the dice could end up with the two of you  backseat banning in your mom's shagging stationwaggon, wishing you asked your asked  Pops for the "Wanna-bang-yo."









Creep this and other mad beats that will blow your brain waves at the bottom of ze page.... 


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In All Of Our Mom's Basements!

Disco Cups SO WHAT!

OOOooooOOOOoo Lusty Romance! Fast talking jargon, swift swagger and consensual circumstance. Has a track record that would shame gold medal gurl Blanch (the champ!) Ego that precedes and causes mean scenes between vaginae that's on knees, pleading to do the deeded. GoldBerg was beaming when this boy became a steaming hot mess of man. WHOOPIE betches stated. Usually heavily sedated, well Lusty grinned, bared and straight up rammed it!! Beef with two backs. Sliding slick quick,always picking up the fat facts of pulse size models muff top slack. Brush strokes, four4 time rolled beats dance heat stepped in sync with the bass notes. Green walled smog coughed croaked tokes. Inside, outside, side to side! Reach around to brown town Lusty Romance dime brain fry pole to hole rides. With handy snack, burlap sacked side kick snatched up handBOHnanne Robot Pal yak back tracks. Smack chit chat dubbed over highly produced PETE TONG (in a red leather thong) wide eyed jacked on digital smack attack. Drip drip cranium secretions DROP! Guts busting over gibberish babbled skater about Cyndie's matter of lone Lopper girl hand she bop (nothing can stop her). Soon the heads are gonna start to roll, pon da floor fresh chopped. Right bloody off the butcher block. Or maybe manic perturbed lobster lover, pullin glocks on this happening BLAWH! Ti-cal surf 'n'turf Wu-Tang block party murder cover. Theres no other brother to really piece this puzzle together like Magnum PI. O GOD PLEASE TOM FUCKING SELLIC, you tv relic, please try to save me from this socially retarded lie!!!!

WHOA!

soooooo this is it betches me bog FINNALY!!!!! but lets get real for a blip, im gonna pretty much lay it out for the internet to read and you BETTER FUCKING LIKE IT! so read away!